Your momma so fat, she thinks LFG means looking for gravy.

Your momma so easy, she’s green to everybody.

Your momma so fat, when I sheeped her she turned into a cow.

Your momma so fat, she’s an AoE.

Your momma so fat, she broke the elevator at Thunder Bluff.

Your momma so fat, she soloed McDonald’s on heroic mode.

Your momma so fat, she’s hearthed in the kitchen.

Yo momma so ugly, she calls the Carved Ogre Idol her “beauty secret.”

Yo momma so fat, she has to spec Balance just to stand up.

Yo momma so ugly, people keep mistaking her for a one-headed Core Hound.